i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings
Finally, a company that cares about my need for ladylike cheese.
oh my god
i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit
update my dad is grounded
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look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.
Im in love with Chris Pratt
BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH
HOO BOY THAT SURE WAS A FUN GAME GUYS OH MAN I SURE DID BEAT THAT GAME I TELL YA WHAT
Sleepy Sam in Rock and a Hard Place (9x08)